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"You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can't get them across, your ideas won't get you anywhere." - Lee Iacocca

Keynotes/Seminars/Workshops

Global English

As the international language of commerce and technology, the English language is the most sought-after commodity of all time, but it is not the same English native speakers learned in school. An overview of the new version of English the world is doing business in is an invaluable asset for international corporations and multicultural employers.

Traditional English has a word bank of well over one million words, yet people learning English as a second language express themselves perfectly well using fewer than two thousand. Also consider that native English speakers are out numbered by second language learners by a ratio 4 to 1. This seminar outlines how the English language is changing, and what the implications are for business markets in today's global community.

Global English offers:

  • Instant access to untapped international target markets
  • Simplified grammar guidelines and functional basic word lists for the new English based language
  • Individual language strategies that directly increase effective communication profits

1.5 billion non-native speakers worldwide have adopted the English language and made it their own using a fraction of standard vocabulary. Stay ahead of the crowd, click here to have Global English work for you.


Why Doncha Juspea Kinglish

Speaking isn't writing said out loud. Venture into the world of the ESL learner and experience how English occurs for them. In other languages, writing reflects speaking and students expect English to behave the same way. It doesn't.

Is this going on in your workplace?

Why Doncha Juspea Kinglish Participants discover:

  • The alphabet, spelling and grammar have nothing to do with speaking English
  • Native speakers don't start words with vowels when they talk because speaking works subconsciously
  • Invisible consonants, slurring, expressions, assumptions, and other North American pitfalls

Attendees encounter English like never before, through the eyes and ears of a learner. As a result, they never listen to or speak English the same way again. The presentation includes practical tips to bridge the gap between the language taught in school and the language met in the real world. Click here to book a presentation.


English is Stupid

Based on the book by the same name, this presentation provides fresh insights into the mechanics of conversation. Attendees leave with a new perspective, appreciation and understanding of the differences between written and spoken English.

English looks like this: READ HEAD SAITLCD

and sounds like this: /red/ /hed/ /sed/

Highlights include:

  • The evolution of English and how it got to be such a calamity
  • The tiresome rift between English letters and sounds
  • The six basic principles of how speaking English really works

In the boardroom and in the classroom, understanding this language at its source opens up a world of communication, productivity and possibility that was previously unavailable. Click here to book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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